People say this, but I still don’t believe it.

And no, that’s not just because I’m an American and love refrigeration. I’ve stayed in Mexico for extended periods and they do the same shit where eggs are left out at the stores.

And every time I’m down there, I play Russian roulette with fucking eggs. Making hotcakes? Crack every egg into a seperate bowl one at a time before adding to the batter, because 1 in 10 are fucking rancid. Making breakfast? Cook eggs one at a time because, again, it’s rancid egg roulette and I’d rather not throw out 2 perfectly good eggs because one is totally fucked.

And yes I know the trick of checking if they float in water, but that means I also have to waste water in a desert. I’d rather just use a separate bowl.

Just because you don’t have to refrigerate something right away doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. My eggs in America last for weeks in the fridge, and I never have to worry about ruining an entire cake or dish because I cracked a bomb of rancid shit into it.

And here I was thinking that the British were just inherently devious little islanders.

Don’t know where the fuck you’ve been shopping, but my Costco had amazing customer service.

Bought a desk from them recently, and the one I bought was missing the screws for assembly.

I shittly packaged it back up, took it back. Stood in line for 5 minutes with my receipt, and they exchanged it without even looking. Even helped me load the new one into my trunk.

10/10, would purchase furniture again.

The yellow ones are especially exciting.

I do think America needs better mental healthcare and maybe some licensing requirements on firearms.

I also think those licenses should let me buy any firearm if I pass the qualifications.

But I digress, an armed minority is harder to oppress. If every time the feds try to arrest someone, it turns into fucking wako, they will be more hesitant to harass people.

Good news, it’s completely non toxic.

Bad news, it costs 2 million dollars per square foot.

The pentagon will now take your whole paycheck.

Thank you for your support, patriot.

You know how a trial works, right?

He still has to stand trial and be convicted by a trial of his peers.

Even if the evidence is overwhelming, the jury still has to issue a verdict.

It would hardly be the first time there’s a hung jury or even a nullified jury.

You need to learn how the justice system actually works, instead of watching law and order.

No, he’s accused of killing someone.

Accused with evidence that has a contradictory history over the course of the manhunt.

But he’s not a criminal until he’s convicted by a jury of his peers.

I would instantly invest in any company that makes 3rd party ECUs.