I cock that!

To be fair that’s a mighty fine lady.

As soon as I see buds. It’s grown to over 1.5 times the size from when I got it, so at least there’s that.

The fruit is not toxic to dogs, but the peel and seeds are not digestible, so if it’s a small dog eating a significant amount, it could cause gastric distress up to intestinal blockage. I couldn’t find info on leaves, or cats. Birds will regularly nibble on them.

It’s worth noting that eating a lot of the pulp will make it harder for you to poop, just like guava or certain cheeses.

Oh, like he got angry at a door knocking JW!

I don’t get it. What do JWs have to do with gamma rays?

You could join me in my experimental jabuticaba bonsai endeavor. Mine is growing well, but no signs of flowering yet.

Nice! Thanks!

The proof of this theorem is left as an exercise for the reader.

Yours is a lot more upbeat, though. Thanks for the encouragement!

What’s that second picture? A flower? A fruit?

You degenerate!

I’m a gyrating, pollinating, son of a bee…

Could it be that it’s got all the nitrogen it needs from the fertilizer and therefore it’s saving resources by not producing the juices?

Never mind that, saw that you already thought of that.

Lots of open source projects actually have some really good alternatives for it.

Do what you want cause a pirate’s free
You are a pirate!

I trust this source. Never pulled anything out of their ass that was false.

My mom had one that thrived for over 40 years.

This has Look Around You vibes. “An experiment was conducted…”

I’m not native, but I speak a bit, and there was something about his lines that felt like someone who trained to say those exact words in that exact sequence, rather than someone that is actually fluent. Thanks for confirming.

Checkov’s ex.