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Were they all afraid of her?

A barely recognized singer songwriter that was a wafer-thin smoker whose hair represented 30% of her body weight?

I’d be afraid I’d knock her over if I talked too loud.

It’s a comic for English speakers who also know Russian.

An endless fount of Star Trek knowledge.

You’re not wrong, and it wasn’t really a knock against either of them.

It is being smarmy, because that’s not how people normally think or talk. IMO, Sagan has earned the right. Tyson has not.

The only person who could be more smarmy in that regard than Neal deGrasse Tyson.

“Oh shit, there’s an Aldi up here too.”

That one Robot Chicken skit:

Onlookers as Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen enter a building

“I’m so excited!”

“Why?”

“Because… they’re ‘legal.’”

“Dude, you’re 35.”

I am ashamed to be a member of a race that cannot have a floor 13 in a building in some countries, or a floor 4 (or floor with the number 4) in others just because of an outdated superstition.

But this somehow feels even dumber.

“Can I play the piano?”

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

I can’t condone this behavior, but I can’t condemn it either.

His grandfather was stationed in Brighton as an early warning radar against German bombers.

!boneappletea@lemmy.world

LOL I’ll let you know once I get around to it.

Am in the middle of watching Gundam Origins.

So it just so happens I saw a framed comic at my dentist yesterday that had a toothbrush saying, “Sometimes I think I have the worst job.”

And the toilet paper responds, “Yeah right.”

That plus a brain defect that makes them think that ending a life is okay. All the other shuts-ins just play a lot of video games.

What’s the crime?

Tub butter > stick butter

If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.