Condoms. Get a surgery and have the little guy fixed. Can’t get anyone pregnant that way. Be careful who you sleep with. Make sure both people get tested before doing the deed. No need for the condom at that point.

Unless someone can provide another reason to get a condom. I’m happy to be corrected.

No one thing. It’s multiple

Honesty, respect, kindness, having similar interests

His moms would read “Prone Bone GOAT”

Not sure why some people insist on doing that. Although I’ve also not seen many people actually do that either

You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.

I’d say no. Because that is basically anime. But op sets the rules.

Video games. Very easy choice. A good mmo will take you multiple years to get a fair amount done. Tons of entertainment for the money. Plus you can chat with others in the game.

I hope that’s a sock. I noticed the same thing

Their two kids can be named Shit and Stain

😂😂😂😂

Worst case. Get your hands dirty. Mash it up a little.

Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.

Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !

It just be wishful thinking but his question and examples still give an idea of a point on the political spectrum.

The problem is everyone you ask will say those ideas are at different point in the spectrum.

Never going to happen

Also wouldn’t piss on someone or cum on them. In them? Yes. On them? No

Forgot to lock the side door to the house. Someone literally tried to open the door and come in. I was close enough where I put my shoulder against the door. They left thankfully then I called 911 (emergency services) and the police showed up. But the problem is by that point the individual as well off my property down the street and we couldn’t “ Prove” That it was him so he just got a verbal warning of stay off the property. He never did come back.

I do tell the city council to do those things.

Sorry, but when we provide bike lines, and the bike riders insist on being out in normal traffic or being super close to cars in the car lanes yeah it makes people nervous as hell.

I see it happen all the time. The bike rider has an entire bike lane, but they insist on riding right close To the line close to all the vehicles.

If the app or website is built well. Basically never.

If the developer was doing lines or crack while creating the interface that there’s a good chance I’ll misclick.

These days more then I’d like I misclick

Instructions unclear: nuked every city.

I think you should have asked what context was being referred to.