People who simp for big corporations are so fucking weird.

Sounds like you haven’t added enough vtec decals yet.

Nothing wrong with that, you just can’t have that and a fast racecar.

Because they were invented before computer simulations of airflow. It turns out they do exactly the opposite of what people thought and actually pull the car upwards instead of pushing it down.

It’s a good thing lithium batteries are made out of infinitely renewable smiles and laughs! Otherwise your behavior of taking the electrical equivalent of an orbital sander to your battery every day would make you so irresponsible it would make you an out of touch asshole that doesn’t care about the next generation of humans.

40% is unnecessary conservative. More like 20%.

Oh my god we finally did it, we finally went paperless as a species for long enough that someone doesn’t know what a printer is. I never thought I’d live to see the day, but it makes me very happy that we’ve finally gotten here.

They’re too busy not fixing Cyberpunk

Also even if you install these launchers for the one game that forces it and never touch them again, they’re still sitting quietly in the background uploading and selling all your usage information and browser history and gaming history.

Nope, it’s one of the few things that everyone in the world has managed to standardize on.

Uhh wrong thread?

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to lie if the text is yellow and scrolls from the bottom of the screen in 3D.

All parables and proverbs are made up, with old characters added to give fake legitimacy.

Holy shit if there’s that much dust on the front grille of the computer I can’t even imagine how much is caked on the internal heat sinks. I bet you could literally double the speed of these computers with a vacuum or air blower.

Not to mention that all the vegetables we eat have been carefully bred by humans, which is a process unrelated to nature.

No, not really. All the food we eat has been carefully bred for centuries, which has changed food way faster than evolutionary timescales. For some reasons everyone still calls that “natural” though even though nature has nothing to do with it, it’s just human engineering.

but what is “probable” starts to become hard to define in an infinitely expanding universe or multiverse.

wut

All TVs sold at Costco are required be fully functioning without being connected to Wi-Fi.

I would love a daily digest if it was actually trustworthy.

Whoah, momma!