Whoah, momma!

Wait is guy not gender neutral? What about my dude?

Oh yea anything going in me is coming from a person with a fixed, known address in my state lol.

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Honestly these Clever Tee-Em reviews are so annoying when I’m trying to buy stuff

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

There are plenty of consenting adults who would be happy to punch you in the genitals, why not just do that instead?

But is it Enterprise Grade and Web Scale? RedHat has a lot of marketing legacy behind it.

Edit: I realize I probably should have specified the /s I’m making fun of RedHat marketing.

Whenever people say this they neglect to point out that all the money came from selling oil.

I just want to say thank you for starting with the actual link to the article in addition to fun screenshots. So many people get that wrong, but you did good.

Borat is explicitly racist, on purpose. It’s just that he is mocking the racists, not the race he is portraying.

He never said he wants free speech for everyone

Yes he fucking did. He called himself a “free speech absolutist” which was just a blatant lie just like every other sentence that has farted out of his Nazi lips.

I wish a motherclucker would

No, satellite radio is not bi-directional.

They’re also cheap so many people buy more frequently and the older ones get exported overseas to less wealthy nations which is why you don’t see them here.

As for the blinking brake light, that is almost never done at the factory, it’s a symptom of our stupid dealership model where dealers will add useless aftermarket crap to differentiate themselves from other dealers of the same car. None of that would be needed if it was legal to buy directly from the manufacturer.

That’s not what’s happening though.

This explains so much

What in the consumerist logic

Donald Trump is Nicolas Cage in a wig and orange makeup, confirmed.

Me when the only thing I eat all day is weed and cheese.