Holy shit if there’s that much dust on the front grille of the computer I can’t even imagine how much is caked on the internal heat sinks. I bet you could literally double the speed of these computers with a vacuum or air blower.

Not to mention that all the vegetables we eat have been carefully bred by humans, which is a process unrelated to nature.

No, not really. All the food we eat has been carefully bred for centuries, which has changed food way faster than evolutionary timescales. For some reasons everyone still calls that “natural” though even though nature has nothing to do with it, it’s just human engineering.

but what is “probable” starts to become hard to define in an infinitely expanding universe or multiverse.

wut

All TVs sold at Costco are required be fully functioning without being connected to Wi-Fi.

I would love a daily digest if it was actually trustworthy.

Whoah, momma!

Wait is guy not gender neutral? What about my dude?

Oh yea anything going in me is coming from a person with a fixed, known address in my state lol.

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Honestly these Clever Tee-Em reviews are so annoying when I’m trying to buy stuff

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

There are plenty of consenting adults who would be happy to punch you in the genitals, why not just do that instead?

But is it Enterprise Grade and Web Scale? RedHat has a lot of marketing legacy behind it.

Edit: I realize I probably should have specified the /s I’m making fun of RedHat marketing.

Whenever people say this they neglect to point out that all the money came from selling oil.

I just want to say thank you for starting with the actual link to the article in addition to fun screenshots. So many people get that wrong, but you did good.

Borat is explicitly racist, on purpose. It’s just that he is mocking the racists, not the race he is portraying.

He never said he wants free speech for everyone

Yes he fucking did. He called himself a “free speech absolutist” which was just a blatant lie just like every other sentence that has farted out of his Nazi lips.

I wish a motherclucker would

No, satellite radio is not bi-directional.