Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.

Fortune. Cowsay.

Same way I “make” a pizza by calling Domino’s.

K.

Would you please provide your definition of “meditate”?

Edit: Merriam-Webster entry for reference so I’m not asking you to do all the work here.

From a pure math point of view with some assumptions about X being greater than zero, sure. There is an upper limit to the value of thinking about a thing though and it’s somewhere between “thoughtful consideration” and “huffing my own farts in lotus position for 12 hours a day”.

I can imagine a lot of things. That doesn’t make those things real or meaningful.

• Waste your time
• Reduce your likelihood of being hit by a car (when compared to activities such as walking across a street, assuming you are not meditating in said street)
• Increase the odds of becoming an insufferable douchebag who tells people all about how meditation has changed their life

🍺🎵🎯 ⬅️ 🏃‍♂️ ?

That’s awful, it’s terrible when someone does something to your body against your will and causes you harm, isn’t it?

I wish you a speedy recovery.

From what you’ve posted, prison is the right place for you (even if you don’t like it).