Why do I have the feeling we’re not getting the whole story here?

Studying anatomy

Do you think that excuse will fly?

Dear internet, how can I convince my parents to allow a teenage boy to hang out in the bedroom of a teenage girl without a chaperone?

If one of you can impregnate the other, pronouns are just decoration for the nursery.

Part of growing up is being able to recognize your parents’ faults.

Whether to excuse your dad’s faults is a value judgement without right or wrong answers.

A single glass coca-cola bottle

Let them fight.

Where is horse #4?

How else are teachers supposed to contact the office?

Diamond engagement rings

Pakistan or Saudi Arabia?

Store encrypted on a trusted cloud provider (or two) and put the password in an envelope.

Shamelessly telling dad jokes at every opportunity.

Bread flour and water, stir well.

Haha good answer.

Neither my front loader nor my sourdough starter have bad odors. First one I leave the door ajar, other one I leave on the counter and feed every couple days.

Why do you want a top load agitator?

Don’t say mildew in a front loader. It’s a solved problem. They’re better in almost every way.

I like both of those but cannot abide goat because it’s always so lean and bony.

Lemmy had Karma but got rid of it because it’s so gameable that its only uses are bad.

Your argument is shit. It’s basically “some tourists bad, therefore all tourism bad.”

Like how dare people want to see the world?

If you want the phone to work reliably anywhere besides home/school/work, you need a real cellular carrier.

If you’re a shut-in, WiFi only is fine.