It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

I’ve seen a few dating profiles near me with women claiming to be in Mensa. I’m glad they mention it, as it’s a dog whistle for me to move on to another profile that will inevitably ignore me because I just don’t stack up.

~That’s meant to be funny.~

That has wasssssssssssuuuuuuuup vibes.

Damnit. You were our only hope!

Damnit I was going to make the same joke.

Maybe our resident historian, @PugJesus@lemmy.world, might have a clue?

Putting the shitty drunk math aside, what’s the significance of all of the numbers?

An argument can be made that all actions people take are for their own self-interest. Even things like helping the community is done for reciprocal benefits for yourself plus the general increase in respect.

I believe if the act benefits someone else more than it benefits yourself, then that is what differentiates selfless from selfish.

You very well know you sure as hell wouldn’t have the balls to do it. Now sit down; the grownups are talking.

That nobody gives a shit about you, especially if you are in any way not mainstream, and they’d rather you not exist than to help you.

I believe the joke is that since they stopped paying their bills, and the decoy prevents utility workers from coming and turning off the power, that’s the free power they are referring to in the meme.

It never occurred to me that they are called storm doors. Thanks!

My fed ex people like to put my big/heavy packages right in front of my glass door that very obviously opens out and not in, which blocks my ability to open the door. 😡

I’ve lived in several different areas of my city, and even moved to a different county and lived in three different places in the new county. Unless I have beat the odds and gotten the same driver each time I’ve been unlucky to use fedex (usually not by choice), I’d lean more toward it’s a company problem and the drivers are merely a symptom (or victim).

Anecdotally, I’ve never heard horror stories about FedEx like I’ve heard about Amazon, and yet Amazon still does a decent job with deliveries; not perfect, but orders of magnitude better than FedEx. That tells me how much worse it must be to work at FedEx.

I cannot impress upon you all how much I loathe FedEx. I feel like they go out of their way to mess things up.

Yes.

I think this was what I was looking for.

My goto device time killer is chess.com. It’s both educational and fun (assuming you don’t get your ass handed to you by a bot 😅).

If I am by myself and don’t want to engage my devices or read, I will try to do something productive, like clean or organize a space that is messy. When I lay with my kids as they go to bed, I usually stare into the void and reminisce about them when they were younger. Thankfully they now fall asleep super fast, so I don’t have to spend 10-20 minutes with them. When they were much younger, I’d fall asleep with them until my wife (at the time) would wake me for my bedtime.

Oh it’s coming alright; usually at 90mph.

and a thousand other exception

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