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Yeah, but you’re poor in style.

According to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.

Yep, that and other similar variants of the hat are what I’m mocking.

Loose translation: “The two subjects mentioned on this hat do not have, and never will have, any knowledge of my existence.”

I use two fingers to make air quotes, but I’m also not an archaeopteryx.

If it’s got three fingers, I’m assuming it uses all three to make its air quotes. Makes ‘em air quote-ier. And I’ve been better and worse, so on average, I’m about average.

‘’’air quotes’’’

How’d they forget to put scare quotes around “scientists” in the last panel? lol

Is there anyone still working there to tell?

That’s a bonafide Boltzmann brain.

If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.

Opportunity never dies

Looks much more like a donut to me.

Can you convert that to quectometers, please?

I wonder how long it’s gonna take ‘em…

“‘Let’s arm the teachers, and sell the kids body armor!’, say the same people.”

Because they found themselves in Australia, as opposed to New Zealand. They missed NZ by about 4k km.

lol at the human trying to explain a cat’s sleeping arrangements in terms of money. Cats sleep where they will, young friend, money is meaningless to them.

Get that bun some camo, stat!

I think the bigger question is how many millennia does this year have.