drhoopoe

Docker containers can eat a lot of space over time. When’s the last time you did a docker system prune? Be sure to read up on what it does before you try it.

Yep, I tried going the dumbphone route and lasted about a month. I travel a fair bit for work, and it’s almost impossible now without a smartphone.

There’s calcurse. It’s in the arch repos.

I’m pretty sure every kid in kindergarten knows an easier way to draw a hand.

Do some searches on “kiosk” software. That’s the general term of art for machines that are intended to run a single program/interface. As for distros, you’ll want something light and easy to maintain, ideally with automatic updates. Debian’s an obvious pick. Alpine could be great for something like this. Gentoo could be awesome too, but there’s a serious learning curve involved.

Did it currently have windows installed? If so, have you turned off secure boot and fastboot?

If you’ve done all that already, then maybe try adding nomodeset to the kernel parameters in grub. You can find instructions by searching how to set kernel parameters. It’s fairly easy, but kind of a pain to explain.

I wouldn’t mind there being a whole community devoted to pointing out shit that is poorly designed or just broken

But isn’t that every linux forum?