Uh, I have some notes. First, lead is toxic-can it be a giant blender instead?

Okay, that was my only note, actually.

Not a joke. I suspect the creation of pet rent contributed to the dilution of the concept of service animals (people insisting that Rex the psychotic chihuahua is an emotional support animal).

No, that’s frayed. Fraud is an amphibian known for hopping.

Look up Jaime Loftus’ excellent podcast “My Year in MENSA” for an in-depth look at the organization.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”

Who used those triangular pastel buttons? I remember seeing them on some friends’ computers but not on any Dells or Gateway 2000 machines. Maybe Compaq? Or Packard Bell?

I saw Slackware running on a similar config, although it was probably a 486/50 or 486/66.

I remember my dad’s friend upgrading our PC clone to 640K. He used a soldering iron.

“Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!”