he gets tired sometimes ok

returning made to order color paint because you changed your mind is a jerk move

need ram for pixels tho

they can still have bones in Ohio

i make memes and drop them into the void, no save button

i didn’t care about tumors, but they’re growing in me

cool, now we got a reference older than the 3.5 inch floppy

Up arrow to a cloud

nice try Microsoft

reminds me a episode Crocodile Hunter I watched ~20 years ago: “10 most venomous snake species in the world,” I was a little surprised when I realized Steve Irvin never left Australia when he completed the list

as long as you don’t add enough lights to exceed current ratings, you’re good to go

it’s not a bug, it’s a feature - landlord

drought’s peek-a-boo

Arizona’s Banksy

fear technology

currently safe at home by not being a highly motivated individual.

got their numbers blocked and stopped checking FB because they are there. they kept trying to make me maga-like, i avoided saying anything mean, i have come to terms with just cocooning, just want to be left alone

someone must be renting storage, cuz i doubt all that is going to fit in that little attic during the off season

for the colorblind people out there wondering: it’s the Fry meme.

you’re welcome

then they came for the Lemmies… wait, that was already covered on the first panel

you can request it, new emojis suggestions are reviewed once a year