I’d be cool with it IFF it was a strong AI that could be free, like Alan Watts in the film Her.

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As a parent, I ban my own kids from Roblox. Because it’s my job to protect my own children, not the government’s job to treat everyone like children. This policy would put my children in more danger because they’ll need free speech once they’re adults.

[20 prompts later]

“Did you not see what I just told you to do? Stop. Apologizing.”

Just regicide until the situation improves

Desperation, that’s why.

You’re not wrong. But my issue is with placing that responsibility 100% on an employee who is likely worried about their performance review, instead of on the employer to reasonably accommodate. For example some toilets are too hydrophilic and lack a nearby brush.

Your disability inconveniences me, so simply go get the cure that I’m sure must exist. The only solutions to this problem lie with you, the worker.

If people weren’t such assholes, I’d imagine it’d be less hassle. Leave the toilet seat up.

Bikes are actually safer than cars when you count all threats. The sedentary years behind the wheel are killing you.

That’s great because we were fighting and I was in really big trouble.

Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.

He and Bryan Cranston should do a show that alternates from paternal wholesome to intensely evil.

Christians: Ah you see that person who did a terrible thing isn’t really a Christian. Christianity means accepting Christ as your savior. This stops anyone from doing terrible things. The ones who did terrible things and claim to be Christians didn’t really let Jesus in there all the way. That would’ve fixed them.

Not to be the people in the joke, but I’ve got arthritis too and for me the missing piece was swimming. Much lower impact and localized pressure.

I can’t code within hours. Once I’m thinking about it, it just bounces around in there until I figure it out. So I appear to slack off a lot, but I’m thinking about it very often even outside work.

Coworkers: he comes in so early, what a hard worker

Me: well I gotta poop, might as well get up and do it at work

Isn’t that where they all come from?

It’s gonna be

Wait for it…

Realistically not much, that’s part of why I still scorn it like an ex-boyfriend.