I have an 03 1.8T 5mt Jetta that I’m keeping maintained mostly myself. It’s fun, old enough that I can consider it somewhat of a beater (I live in the city), and it’s comically easy to park due to the small size. Also, shitloads of aftermarket for it, if you’re into that sort of thing.

For instance: commenting on Reddit

AND YOU DID IT IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T LIKE FOR ESOTERIC REASONS DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT CAN ELIMINATE ENTIRE CATEGORIES OF BUGS BY SIMPLE NATURE OF ITS SYNTAX AND COMPILER REEEEEEEE

Genuinely, the vociferous pushback against Rust by a small minority of irrational C purist assholes is so, so dumb.

Why does a mouse own a dog? And how come the mouse is also friends with another dog? What’s going on there?

The United States operates on the principle of three co-equal branches of government, which check and balance each others power.

But what’s the root cause of your laziness?

I’m not being snarky - it’s a serious question. For myself, I’ve found that digging down to figure out where some of my behavioral traits are rooted is an extremely valuable and informative exercise.

Mamma mia

With some friends, I built an “unguided SAM launcher” using some wood, a lot of aluminum foil, some metal rods, and a bunch of model rockets, and we tried to shoot down stunt kites we were flying near it.

We’d have probably gotten DHS called on us if we did it nowadays lol

Yes; yes

Lots of people seem to have this one imaginary friend named Jesus

lol ok, but HP is still a bag of dicks

This meme is bad and you should feel bad

Waiting for the prescription stims to kick

Merp, sorry, must have been disassociating or something

They’ve completed 42% of the plan so far. Yes, really. No, not a joke. There’s a site keeping track of it (that I hope is hosted outside of the US).

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It do be like that

Gimme de stims bro

pick up that can, citizen.

It’s been around for Ians and Ians, you know.

People like to hate EA because it gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment