I mean, it’s obviously planned. How could it not be? He coincidentally put on 2 shirts of the opposing teams and wandered into the stadium by accident?

Good. I love it, when people hate pineapple pizza. That leaves more for me.

You know Michel Jackson was good when even the Chinese can’t make a knock-off of him.

2000$

There is a music video just like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGbucSjSLDw

First time hearing about it. I quite enjoyed Jackass Forever so I’m into it.

Easy. You dress up as a couch, so JD invites You in. After that, You ditch the couch and underneath You have a Putin disguise so Trump starts blowing You out of habit.

I cut it into slices like cheese.

Why is it always KISS? People are making the mistake of treating KISS as musicians. They are showmen and good at their job. The music is just the background. I saw them live once and it was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

You think We’ll make it to 2029?

I wouldn’t say that. The only friends I’ve got left are the ones that stayed in the same city as me. I already forgot those who moved away. And the closer someone lives to me, the closer of a friend he is.

Americans will say the dumbest shit to protect their guns. Having sex and owning a gun are 2 different things. Only one of them is a biological need.

Running is a sport. Swimming is a sport. Football is a sport. Hunting is a game at best. For mentally unwell people.

Dude. Forklifts are useful.

1: Don’t have a gun.

The only rule You really need.

I’m driving a 2002 Skoda Fabia. I don’t care, when it starts to make some new noise, I just crank up the radio and drive on. New smells, however, are a different thing.

Ok, this one got me.

It’s missing a wrap, which would be only the front wall open.

Do people even say thet anymore? I think tattoos stopped being taboo sometime in the last decade. I only know a few people who don’t have any.