Corpos gonna corpo.

I wonder what the surprise is.

Really? I’ve been told by all my dudes into hardware that AMD is where it’s at for value. Plus, Intel has manufacturing issues. I’m sure there’s good deal out there if you look, but I feel dissonance between this article and what I hear in my circle.

It’s not just that. Imagine the dependency management trying to hold onto 32 bit compatibility.

Cybersecurity compliance reasons.

You joke, but I’ve used this at my last job. We cannot have the same login password and it told you the name of the conflicting accounts.

You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.

Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.

Dwarf Fortress. Yes, my 1st axe has a newborn. And yes she’s going to take it with her into the field of battle.

Nope, I just think it’s ugly. Oversimplified design is lame. I want it to actually look like a work of art to the maximum extent possible rather than a generic logo that AI could’ve made.

I’m mad about it because of the “modern” low-detail logo art style that feels like an art downgrade whenever corpos adopt it. Not a Republican. Is that a good reason?

Ah, I’m sorry. That sounds anxiety-inducing.

I don’t personally spend much of my day thinking at all about my phone. It’s an extension to get to what matters, like my family, or completing a task. I don’t ever think “I’m looking at my smartphone” as much as “I’m talking to my sister” and “I’m using the Bank’s app.”

You can pry my 1080 from my cold dead hands.

Again? But we spent all day yesterday doing the exact same thing.

Perhaps I’m making a wrong assumption that Microsoft is trying to build some sort of PC compatible gaming store around the device that I see as an inevitable failure. Maybe it will be something completely different and open.

And of course, just because I fail to understand the goal of this device doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have one with merit. It still got half the year to build up hype targeting a 2025 holiday season release.

We already have Windows handhelds. There’s some comparisons here with Windows phone and the smart phone OS industry. If it is to be successful that’s quite the uphill battle being late to the game.

Interesting, although I wonder if they’re going to fall into the trap that everyone else has. It’s not good enough to just make a handheld. You need to have a great ecosystem surrounding it, and Steam is one of the very best for gaming that actually seems to respect its users.

How do you plan to be better than Steam? This is the question that this product fails to answer. If it doesn’t come up with a truly impressive answer soon, it’s dead on arrival.

My money is on no one remembering this device after six months.

Beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

This person lives dangerously.