Higgs boson

f1.4 is supposed to be the lowest f number

Where on earth do you get that idea? Lower is more expensive, so unless youre a pro, you dont see them as often.

1. Buy the Stihl gas-powered leaf blower. Dont be a dummy and skimp on the CFM, buy the nice $700 one. Note the size of the opening whence flows the air.

2. Visit your local grocer or produce stand and acquire some appropriately sized oranges, with a diameter to not quite overmatch the measurement from Step 1.

3. Cram the orange in said opening and aim at the nearest wayward teen.

4. Depress the trigger in an aggresssive manner. This is key. You do NOT want to half-ass it. Jam that fucker all the way down.

5. Shoot some trees now so you can enjoy making marmelade-flavored havoc in peace; the teens having fled in panic.

Sure you can go ahead and pretend she was clearing trail with that machete. lol.

I do the same thing with Aldi, and more often the other (say it with me): Kroger.

I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.

In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.

Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.

Just gotta follow rules 1 & 2

turtles all the way down

This is DC, but needs more clueless tourists.

Nope. All the downvotes wont make my mail carrier suck any less. USPS around here is terrible for packages. Mailbox stuff is fine.

USPS does that shit here, too. They mark stuff "Delivered"and only bring it 2-3 days later. Cooking the metrics, I assume.

You do not.

Keep being mad, my guy.

Or you could live within your means in a low cost of living area. I know a software PM in rural Appalachia.

edit: I guess the caveat is that I dont know Apple’s remote-work stance. It is certainly feasible at other aoftware companies

Nah, youre not my supervisor. I get that you hate me for having been successful. It is typical. Keep downvoting, Ill keep living my best life. And actually, I did it in less than 20 years of income… More like 15 of actual work punctuated by periods layoffs and disability. I still made it happen though. So keep hating. 😘

Keep being salty. Im older than you seem to assume, but I did have summer jobs when I was 13. And no, hate alll you like, but I dont have a fortune, just a place to live. I have two shitty part-time jobs now. Be jealous of my shit wages, I guess.

Thats just what I did. I was fortunate to have a well paying career for a while and I prioritized getting free from debt. Now I have time to be my own chef. Took almost 20 years. Not that complicated. No servants tho, thats just you being salty. I never had a rich family, which you assume is the only way. I grew up in poverty. My good luck came from elsewhwere.

All I did was use CAPS and spaces. My client doesnt show it in a different font. I am using the latest Thunder client. I will check tesseract later.

P R I O R I T I E S

Most of that list is attainable if you make good money like that person likely does… and choose to prioritize those things.

That model (yamaha ef2000) has an inverter. Nice and quiet, too. Little fucker is touchy about the fuel, though.