isame [he/him]

If my phone ever makes a single sound without me having pushed ‘play’ on some media, my first impulse is to throw it into traffic. I feel the same way about my computer.

I’ve got a thing in my drawer that’ll do that. Doesn’t take calls, though.

Oh good, I’m too old to be expected to understand wtf this new bit is.

I was just complaining to a friend that I think it’s fucking absurd that Messenger still doesn’t work with webp but I now have an ‘imagine’ button for making stupid ‘AI’ art.

I’ve not personally had the benefit of owning square plates, mostly as I think all my dishes have been second hand. That said, they would stand up in the dish drainer much better. No rolling around. You win lol

Hm, round. To fit the plate.

So this was part of a much bigger discussion and turned out in reality to be mostly due to some unaddressed mental health issues. But on the tail end of an argument, y’know when you’re starting to talk nice again and resolve things, I said something like it’s okay, sometimes you’re just a sad pancake. She burst into tears because she wanted to be a waffle. Hormones and mental health are wild, y’all.

Oh that’s so real. I’m like six years clean of opiates - it does get easier, but occasionally my veins get itchy when I get really stressed. Normally relationship stress.