Anything a real PC does, given infinite space and creativity. You’re just simulating binary physically.

Humans are just a more articulate version of cockroaches. An over-engineered insect, turned inside-out and wrapped in skin.

One pays you and sets you up for a life afterward, the other takes away your dignity and everything you had put together for your life.

Most people are excited to leave work.

I’m not.

I don’t have a home 😅

I buy my own because my job offers nothing, so I get Dunkin original blend and caramel/french vanilla creamer!

Folger’s tastes like jail coffee, which tracks with the “coffee is coffee” philosophy 😂

To be fair, you gotta be brain damaged to be brewing Folger’s 🤮

HE WAS FRAMED MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Even paint chips taste better than Guinness

They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.

Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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Enjoy your lost data 🤣

USE AN SSD WHAT THE FUCK MAN IT’S 2025

FFS JUST TURN IT OFF

It’s from a movie called The Stuff. It’s…uh…living ice cream?

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