lurch (he/him)

up to when you thought

i remember companies at fairs/expos handing out floppies with dos games that were basically just playable ads

the ears thing seems weird

Some still do tho.

tbh I think H is such a massive troll, if you weren’t vegan, they would just find something else incomprehensible.

labels don’t mean anything to me. his moves are pretty cool. gymnastics almost turning into breakdance.

you would also see subpixels on LCD at this level of zoom. this is misleading.

you only got this if it wasn’t calibrated correctly tho

me reading this on the shitter: 😳

fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.

It’s definately that and not the gigantic thing surrounding the earth, inspiring to good artists (and van Gogh) over the centuries. /s

Microwaves have “hotspots”. They usually have a rotating platter inside, to expose the contents more evenly to it. Smaller things, can cook differently depending on placement.

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why not? looks dead tho. not that they don’t have alive dishes ( odorigui ).

i think it’s plausible, but am not sure.

Don’t they need to also get on their bikes 'n ride for that to work?

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

but would be a cool band name