Uzi Jesus from Dungeon Crawler Carl comes to mind

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Yeah, same. I used a 19" CRT from 1999 to 2009, and just now I almost thought “ah, those were the d…” NO!

The ONLY think I liked about CRTs were that they were durable because of the thick glass, and they didn’t fall over as easily as flat screens. Other than that they were objectively worse in any single way.

I interpret it as “Don’t eat biscuits in bed”. Nobody wants to sleep on sticky crunch after you’re both done.

Week days: 0700-0730ish. Gotta get my kids ready for school.
Weekend: At the crack of noon

That’s racist!

Stupid cashiers… I always put those separators on the belt, but they always stop me from buying one.

Nope, that’s a fjord, not a lake. So Norway.

Influx of Linux users.

OH yes, do I have a wall-of-text for you. Lazypasting a relevant comment I made regarding the UI direction windows has taken for the past decade and a half:

Example, if I want to change the thingamajig-ratio of the skoodleblurp, utilizing the brumblebork method:

• Linux: skoodle -s thinga 50 (brumblebork is assumed by default unless something else is explicitly defined via --method=)
• msdos 6.0: skoodleb /thing 50 /brumblebork
• win 3.x and win95: can’t do that natively, but the msdos method still works for some reason.
• WinME: Nobody knows how it’s done, or even if it’s possible. Anyone who wants to adjust this is smart enough to avoid WinME
• win2k: after right clicking my computer and selecting properties, it’s a setting hidden somewhere in the hardware tab, provided you’re running the latest SP.
• win98: same as win2k, except a reboot is required afterwards
• XP: same as win2k, except a defrag is required afterwards. Also, Teletubbies color schema.
• win vista: back to rebooting. The change may not have been applied. It will not tell you either way.
• win 7: finally they made it functional and easily accessible via the control panel
• win 8: uh oh, the control panel of ye olden days is no more. We have a new thing going, so there are two way of doing it. The newer method isn’t quite as flexible as the old control panel, though; you need to regedit for proper brumblebork.
• win 8.1: They fixed the new panel, but you can’t fit it on a single screen due to excessive dead space padding. And sometimes you get told to contact the sysadmin. For your computer. That you own.
• Win 10: It fits on one screen now, you just have a million sub-menus to navigate through; control panel -> network -> advanced -> skoodleblurp -> advanced -> thingamajig -> advanced (yep, again) -> ratio slider -> apply -> OK -> submit -> execute -> “are you sure?” -> (three minutes of that nondes ript spinning circle that replaced the hour glass) -> Fuck you, you forgot to check the brumblebork box half an hour ago. At this point it’s easier to get WSL up and running and then run skoodle -s thinga 50 --method=brumblebork (method not implied. WSL isn’t that good)
• Win 11: you have to log in to support.microsoft.com with your Microsoft account, using edge, and hope it has detected that you are running an OS that supports this. Then you can download a service patch that may or may not be relevant. Either way it changes your default search to fucking Bing.

Brown noise or bluegass.

If I was there in NY I’d probably be #13

I read an update recently that there will be more Cop Files soon. Maybe there will be justice for Snarbo.

Yup. There are a million causes for stunted growth that aren’t inherited. And these two look the same if you overlook the height and age.

I sometimes skim top 6 hours on All. Sometimes even 1 hour.

100% agree.

To add to this, when I’m looking up something online I want info provided by the internet in general, not just by my next door hillbilly.

EDIT: Downvoted by my next door hillbilly and his siblings

Which language do you use for the title, though?

Do You Get To The Cloud District Very Often? Oh, What Am I Saying, Of Course You Don’t.

I got curious and fell down a rabbit hole. My research reveals that the biggest hairs with a waxy hair sack are actually on porcupines, as porcupine quills are technically hairs, and they secrete a waxy protective substance.

Biggest “normal” hairs are found on warthogs.

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The cyclops population is an untapped market. If we don’t start aiming for their wallets, the competition will!