im sorry i broke the code

Who are you so wise in the ways of gwent?

Got banned for saying Luigi was right

Oh boys, there are too many. The most recent is the iPad though

Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso

Well this happened a month ago, the situation is still uncertain but I’m in a better situation than my coworkers. If I had bought a house I would be fucked though

Well I also impulsively got a cat and he is awesome, albeit a pooper

A car. I was planning to buy a house but my old car annoyed me so much I bought a new one on the next day. Two weeks after, my team lead let me know that I was lucky I didn’t buy a house since the company was going under

None cause if I have to blast all the synths out there I don’t wanna lose pieces or, worse yet, die

I got brain rot so I forgot

Killed myself successfully and lived to tell the tale

L33T SUPA H4X0R

Either I did get the pricing wrong or u are lucky indeed. Are you from south eu?

They still cost 2 euro for 8 eggs, right?

in my basement, sure

Pff, rookie numbers. I have a 3k zettabytes data center at home

archive.org, which contains wikipedia too. Checkmate!

yes, probably over one of the following things:

• USA invading mexico for “muh terrorism”;
• Russia winning in Ukraine
• China invading Taiwan

Any of these events will set off the others

I don’t know, I hope I won’t be there to live it

They operate like nazis did at a much bigger scale. Violence against the “enemy” is just the next step

Considering trump sort-of gave an admission of that and there were reports about the hacking of the voting system before, I wouldn’t say “rigged elections” is that far off from the truth