Blazing Beaks is a fun little twin stick shooter rogue like that my kid & I had a blast with.

There’s a fun risk/reward mechanic that lets you temporarily make things harder so you can be more powerful later.

Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music.

Works best if you have the accompanying childhood trauma.

Not the Chess Prodigy I was expecting, but in here for it!

My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.

The finals of major sports. Zero fucks given for the entire season, but that last game/series has everyone invested in the outcome.

The word

bed

Looks like a 🛌🏿.

Round things still are subject to friction.

That’s like saying “Water is soft and conforming, I’m unsure how it could carve a canyon.”

That’s conspiracy theory number 2.

“I’m INVINCIBLE!!!”

Bad optics when he’s betting on NBA games, like Pete Rose & MLB.

That’s actually another conspiracy theory: His dad was killed b/c he owed gambling money to the mob & didn’t pay.

Michael Jordan didn’t retire that first time. He was suspended for his gambling addiction, but you can’t suspend your highest profile player without the league dying, so they came up with a cover story.

Fuck them both?

Make stickers and put them in the poles

When I was in college and playing way to much endgame Pokemon content, I learned to read braille… By looking at it. I’ve lost the ability over the years from lack of use, though.

Worst superpower ever.

Ant-Man summoning all the ants would be way scarier than Spider-Man summoning all the spiders.

Geo.

My Dad had a Geo Metro 5-speed that was getting 49 MPG in the 90’s. Bought it brand new for like 10k. Sure it was a 3 cylinder that went 0-60 in … eventually, but it’d be nice to be able to get that kind of mileage without paying out the nose for a hybrid.

Only if you weight it wrong on purpose like they did on Top Gear…

;)