Forking shirtballs, The Good Place has the best replacement words.

Fuck, which becomes Fork.
Shit, which becomes Shirt.
Bitch, which becomes Bench.
Ass, which becomes Ash.
Dick, which becomes Deck.
Cock, which becomes Cork.

$8/dozen in Chicago burbs. Costco is cheaper ($7/18), but they’re sold out at least where I am.

A new list is starting up that will track all 1500 of them, details here: https://bsky.app/profile/reportbywilson.bsky.social/post/3lg7p2a3yu22c

I don’t have a list, but here’s 5 of them.

I for one, hope to see the guillotine make a surprise return. It worked for the French.

And these people want Greenland? I hate to break it to them…