It’s like saying “hit me!” on a 20. You’re gonna lose, but it’s kinda fun.

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

Do not the French onion soup.

Here’s the deal Notepad, we can’t trust MS Word to remove all the nonsense.

I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.