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Cake day: June 24th, 2023

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  • I honestly do not get why “touch grass” became a common phrase/meme around a decade after many people got mobile Internet access (through smartphones).

    Before that, it would have made sense because you’d usually only be posting on the Internet when you’re somewhere inside where there’s a computer; but now that we can literally be posting online while lying on grass?! How did this happen?















  • If we’re going to wildly speculate, hey, isn’t this what we have AI for nowadays?

    I asked ChatGPT: “give me ideas what the abbreviation WLBR might stand for if that is the name of a piece of image editing software”. Here’s the result:

    🧠 Professional / technical-sounding

    • Wide Layer Blending & Rendering
    • Workflow Layer-Based Retoucher
    • Weighted Light Balance Renderer
    • Wavelet-Based Light & Blur Reconstruction
    • White-Level Balance & Retouch

    🎨 Creative / artistic branding

    • We Love Better Retouching
    • Wild Light & Bold Retouch
    • Wavelength Brush
    • Wonder Lens: Blur & Refine
    • Whitelight Brush

    ⚡ Modern / software-product style

    • WizLayer Build & Render
    • WarpLab: Blend & Refine
    • Web-Level Bitmap Renderer
    • Workflow Lens & Brush Renderer
    • WLB Renderer (treat WLBR as a stylized acronym)

    🧩 Slightly abstract (like many real apps)

    • Wavelength-Based Rasterizer
    • Layered Bitmask Refinement
    • Light Balance Reconstruction Engine
    • Wideband Luminosity Brush & Retouch

    🧠 If you want it to feel like real software naming

    Most image tools (like Photoshop, GIMP, etc.) don’t strictly spell out acronyms anymore—they use:

    • suggestive tech words (Layer, Light, Render, Brush)
    • or abstract brand terms

    So something like:

    WLBR = “WaveLight Brush & Render”

    feels believable without being overly literal.

    (end of ChatGPT response)

    Out of these, I think “Workflow Layer-Based Retoucher” works best. But interesting that ChatGPT thinks “GIMP” doesn’t “strictly spell out” an acronym anymore, or that “Photoshop” ever did?!