What about, hear me out here, what about if a man, like an old man, and not just any old man, a scientist, a old man scientist in a labcoat, what about, wait for it, what about if he were to, hold on, if he were to, here it comes, turn himself into a pickle?! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
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“Not nuts bee 'cause I’m allergic”
Why are these kinds of comments always a confession?
Steve Dice@sh.itjust.worksto
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•YongYea; Execs Stupidly Claim Steam Has A Monopoly And Get Mocked...English
514·20 days agoAnother round of bootlicking Lemmy’s favourite megacorp. Good job, guys.
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•YongYea; Execs Stupidly Claim Steam Has A Monopoly And Get Mocked...English
11·20 days agoAnd this is not an argument.
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•YongYea; Execs Stupidly Claim Steam Has A Monopoly And Get Mocked...English
3·20 days agoThey’re not benevolent in the slightest.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•swww renamed to awww, due to the author's guilt from obliviously naming it "final solution"English
7·25 days agoLunduke really went fucking crazy. It’s wild watching his feed and remembering he’s the same guy from Linux sucks.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are you still friends with any of your exes?English
1·28 days agoI know so many people in the community in relationships with religious wackos. What’s going on there?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are you still friends with any of your exes?English
1·28 days agoEvery time I’ve tried to be “friends” with an ex, we ended up in a awkward post-relationship-situationship that eventually lead to a bigger “break up” and us going no-contact.
It’s actually Frankenstein’s monster
lol you’re absolutely right.
The Internet runs on AWS.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?English
5·1 month agoWhy would you flight? Just drive it.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?English
9·1 month agoIt carries you around.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?English
7·1 month agoIt’s just an RV. A regular RV. No bells or whistles. Just an RV. It has a toolbox.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•I hate how Apples + Googles Prinz services are fucking my Printer, yet CUPS does it right.English
1·2 months agoLess FYI more PSA (?)
Do not make me find the pic of The Dude.
That’s mostly due to your age. Older people say it peaked at XP, younger people are saying it peaked at 10. Truth is, they’re all kinda the same shit.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•WinBoat is a new Linux app to run Windows apps with "seamless integration"English
51·3 months agoI’m guessing that’s why it’s weird


Fun fact: They’re not eating it, they just chop bits off for their little siblings.