Sure, but how much does that actually happen?

Yeah, that would be rad. Some stores do that for water and peanut butter and whatnot, but I haven’t seen soap.

Sure, but that increases weight and cost. It’s certainly an option though.

I recommend inflating with hydrogen for even more bouyancy. Worst case scenario, it becomes a rocket and you achieve the same end result a little more quickly.

That depends on your vibrator. Always find a way to DIY, I say.

It obviously does. 😁

It is.

You don’t have cat doors installed on every doorway?

Historically they’ve always been male. But hey, language changes.

I don’t think mine even care about car batteries and tires. If the truck arm can lift it, in it goes. I feel bad for saying it, but I’ve thrown random stuff in there, like rocks and broken down furniture because I was too lazy to make a dump run. Still haven’t seen them ever reject anything.

Why punish the company when it was the people inside the company that did the wrong thing? Punish the people and let another batch fix it.

If not for the plastic on the inside, I don’t know how you’d really keep the bottle from disintegrating from all the liquid inside.

Wax?

Sounds like some made-up British nonsense to me, like the stone. Can you rephrase in slugs?

Can confirm, am American and three baby elephants are way heavier than whatever communist unit a “kilo” is.

What’s unhealthy about microwaves? Make some extra food when you cook, and reheat when you don’t have time. All the microwave is doing is heating it up.

microwaving is the worst way to cook food

Why? It’s a magical little box that turns food from cold and unappetizing to warm and inviting in under a minute. Make a bit extra when you have energy, and reheat when you don’t.

Microwaves are probably the closest thing we’re getting to Star Trek replicators.

I can’t fit an entire sleeve in my mouth, be reasonable…

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Run faster. Soon all you can think about is how much it hurts to keep running.

Yeah, maybe? When deciding what qualifies, you need to set some limits. Everything funnels one direction, from the general face area (mouth, nostrils, tear ducts, ear ducts) down to one outlet. The mouth is much larger than the others, so if you say a hole must be larger than, say, 5mm (something you could reasonably probe), you eliminate all the feeder tubes in the face and are left with one hole.

VSauce goes w/ 60 microns, and I think that’s just a bit too small. To each their own though.