Dealer’s choice.

It goes inside the body 😉 .

“I’m a bit of a class clown! Upper class clown.”

Every medical treatment has to go through my GP, or else my insurance won’t pay for it. If I had the money, I could just pay a therapist on my own, and then pay out of pocket for any meds the prescribe.

Me: “Can I get a referral to a therapist?”

GP: “Uh huh… so, I’m going to need you to take a drug test.”

I could use an extra finger or two for real though, no reason, don’t ask.

aka “locked, cocked, and ready to unintentional discharge!” 💢

Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”

Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”

Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”

Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”

Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”

… it’s nothing but Fake and random episodes of Jojo, isn’t it?

That is acceptable.

Ok, but will she share her Netflix password?

I mean, this is why social media is full of videos of dudes sitting in their trucks complaining about how everyone’s crazy now.

“Suffering beyond my comprehension, eh? Well that doesn’t sound so bad…”

Okay, it’s a deal.

Now that’s the kind of innovation we need!

I remember reading somewhere that the Triangle was meant to represent “viewpoint” and the Square was meant to represent “menu”. Neat, if true!

Nobody’s been brave enough to name the buttons N(orth), S(outh), E(ast), and W(est).

And power! Precision, elegance, gusto, and power!

I’m not even close to anything like that old and I’m already just… tired. I’d be happy for an easy life and a quiet death, please.