Help, I can’t see my baby. I put them down on the grass and now they’re gone!

I feel like you missed step one there, mate.

Say goodbye to the old school, ergh, boring - I hate school!

Say HELLO to the patriot Mcschool of dreams, brought to you in association with Coca-Cola - to ensure your patriot Mcschool dreams have Real magic - providing children with the very best school-like experience and for prices lower than you’d expect.

I feel like 37 glasses of water should technically count as drowning

Youd be hard pushed to find many who weren’t

No, I got your point. I mocked it because your point was stupid.

Yup, thats it. People are literally saying that its okay to commit violence against anyone who works for any kind of insurance company. Even the cleaners of a home insurance firm.

Well done you for understanding the situation.

Theres also god who is “both but neither.” You know, non binary. Well, he was biologically a man with a giant, oversized novelty penis but came out as non binary to mosses.