Ha. Haaaaaaa. Noses of dowels!

As in Nazereth. People from Nazareth.

In Spain they are called Nazarenos and are integral to the easter ceremonies of Semana Santa.

No silicon heaven? How preposterous!

Also, ugh, flathead screws.

This has been tried a few times now. Why will this one succeed?

They finally figured out how to make the battery replacable.

I used to eat baked beans cold from the can when I was a student.

You know that the food is cooked in the sealed can at the factory, right?

I watched a documentary about the heinz factory and that was one of the surprising facts I took away from it.

ActiveX

Where’s the money, lebowski?

It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.

Comb the area!

Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast.

she’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro!

Sham-pag-knee?

It’s not my volt.

They are not designed for this purpose.

Brits watching this unfold with popcorn…

Birds aren’t real.

In the UK we’d call this a “conflict of interest”