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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • Yes.

    I’m 6’5" and broad but the number of jump scares I cause is ludicrous. Most people (especially women) seem to have no situational awareness to the point where they miss gorillas approaching them.

    If it’s a stranger then I’ll try to announce my approach from further away. If it’s someone I know I’ll see how high I can make them jump.

    Edit: just saw you label some of these people creeps. They’re not. This is a massive green light that they don’t want to accidentally scare you.