Drained right into his gaping slop hole - Trump gobbles it all up.

That’s sorta the thing though. Once you’re working age the age divisions mostly become working age, retirees, and young folks.

The day to day we’re all suffering through is pretty fucking similar. Even Gen-X isn’t swimming in money or anything - our experience is shared.

It happens practically everyday but there is a preventative available.

Apparently simply owning a butt plug with a flared base imparts an incredible amount of balance while you’re in the shower.

Researchers are still uncertain why mere possession of a butt plug is so effective but they urge everyone of any gender to purchase one today.

Even corporations! I see those profile pictures during pride month.

Meta definitely stands with the LGBT+ community!

Biden does a thing, everyone thanks Trump.

Oh no - it’s just that voluntary isn’t always a fully free choice. The passage above is a demonstration of a choice being offered that technically allows freedom but strongly encourages one choice. I used it instead of writing up a comment like this because it was more fun.

It would’ve, but I fashioned a protective covering of duct tape first.

‘May I just add, Mr Lipwig, that behind you there is a door. If at any time in this interview you feel you wish to leave, you have only to step through it and you will never hear from me again.’

Moist filed that under ‘deeply suspicious’.

[…]

Moist looked at him. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, standing up, ‘I’d just like to check something.’

There were two men dressed in black standing behind his chair. It wasn’t a particularly neat black, more the black worn by people who just don’t want little marks to show. They looked like clerks, until you met their eyes. They stood aside as Moist walked towards the door which, as promised, was indeed there. He opened it very carefully. There was nothing beyond, and that included a floor. In the manner of one who is going to try all possibilities, he took the remnant of spoon out of his pocket and let it drop. It was quite a long time before he heard the jingle.

Then he went back and sat in the chair.

‘The prospect of freedom?’ he said.

‘Exactly,’ said Lord Vetinari. ‘There is always a choice.’

‘You mean . . . I could choose certain death?’

‘A choice, nevertheless,’ said Vetinari.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Technically speaking it is illegal for prisoners to be coerced into labor in the US - but it’s often strongly encouraged.

I’d clarify - I don’t wish this program didn’t exist I just think the monetary compensation is an embarrassment. I’d much prefer to see these volunteers more properly compensated to set them up for post incarceration life.

Please send help. I moved up here and there’s so many moose.

It should be an embarrassment that you’re letting people fight the fires threatening your homes and paying them literal peanuts. Other areas do similar shit and should also be embarrassed but that doesn’t lessen the embarrassment that Californians should feel.

People are losing their fucking homes and these folks are fighting to keep them standing while being paid peanuts.

Yall should be fighting to make sure they get fair compensation even if that’s not wholly available to them until after they’ve been released/granted probation.

Gen X is a conspiracy. None of them actually exist.

My Canadian girlfriend (well, now wife) is from Gen X - I swear.

I can clear that up for you. The X axis is vibes and the Y axis is vibe dependent vibes.

Californians should be fucking embarrassed that they’re exploiting the incarcerated population so fucking thoroughly.

Genuinely, of all the inaugurations to be concerned about a car bomb or other attack - this is the most likely.

US intelligence services are good enough that they’ll intercept a lot of the less careful people weeks before an incident but in this inauguration you’ve got a deeply divisive president who has long been above justice with a laundry list of crimes he’s never faced proper penalties for…

Along with pretty much every billionaire you’ve ever hated in attendance.

The chances of a less discriminate Luigi copycat are extremely high.

Chief among things to know is that if you thought a quad-demic is bad then just give RFK Jr. a bit of time to cook. You’ll be amazed how many concurrent pandemics we can achieve.

USA #1!