The recent relentless AI-ification is another pain-point. People are getting sick of having to constantly fend off slob pull requests.

I can certainly see why you took the picture. Nobody would believe you without photographic evidence.

That’s the most extraordinary example yet. How do you even locate these, uh, remarkable examples of craftsmanship?

Well, I mean… It worked for ChatGPT, so…

Totally nailed it!

For all that it is in truth far more terrifying, I freely admit that expressions like “Oh, in the name of False Vacuum Decay” just doesn’t land the same. It’s s shame, really. Modern scientific curses like “may all your Li-Ion batteries grow centimeter long dendrites in seconds” are much more fearsome than they immediately appear.

I mean, “may your tap water turn to dioxygen difluoride while you’re taking a shower” would make even Satan go, “okay, stop, just… Jesus, stop.”

Yeah, sure. What could possibly go wrong?

…That’s genius. Thanks!

See, this is one of those inconvenient situations where us Atheists really lack appropriate and proportional ways to express our feelings about things.

It really doesn’t. I highly doubt there isn’t office politics going on inside Microsoft, Apple and Google, but unlike them, Linux development is all public. If anything, that’s likely to curtail a lot of bad behavior rather than encourage it.