A whistling blowgun would be in the spirit of the thread. Some of history’s grandest feminists have been skilled in using poisons

apart from their literal cycle of violence in racking a pump action, shotties have a choke, and thus a tendency to perpetuate rape culture.

they can also dispense hot salty loads, come to think of it

Tinky Winky’s voice actor has a credit on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

how the hell does a frog do handwraps.

and why are you using fists when your entire body is built for doing sweet jumpkicks

I guess what I’m saying is disregard news cycles and do sweet jumpkicks