I want a book that impossible to do a book report on, an objectively good book that is at least short story length but has no deeper meaning, metaphor or character motivation really nothing worth discussing outside of the literal actions that take place

I wonder if I could get ai to steal something I want to make that I’m pretty sure is impossible at least by humans, it would be nice to have an objectively good book that is at least short story length but has no deeper meaning or essentially impossible to do a book report on outside of talking about the plotI don’t know why this still nags me so much almost twenty years outside of school but it’s something that hits me at least once a week, I fear I might have to one day act on this and either waste money on ai or start a writing contest with a prize/bounty though I know I couldn’t be a/the judge