touché

Dourmet

I dont know why but when I first read it I was confused and assumed it was pronounced Deutsche (like in Deutschland)

Bidet

Seems pretty douchet to me

Il Duché

Door shay?

The words do not even rhyme.

Then why the accent aigüe?

How? Is “ch” pronounced “mt”. What?

Duche’

Take your stuff home in one of their duchébags.