BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agoThat's all they're good for.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up133
arrow-up131imageThat's all they're good for.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI used to carry “business cards” to place on cars that take more than one parking space. They looked very much like that, but read: "I hope you don’t fuck like you park, you’ll never get it in. Assholes like you should ride the bus!"
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoProtip: Stick the cards on the passenger side rear-view mirror. That way the driver won’t notice them at first until they want to start driving, and then they have to get out of the car and walk around it to take it off.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoBold of you to assume that people who park across multiple stalls use their mirrors
I used to carry “business cards” to place on cars that take more than one parking space.
They looked very much like that, but read:
"I hope you don’t fuck like you park, you’ll never get it in.
Assholes like you should ride the bus!"
Protip: Stick the cards on the passenger side rear-view mirror.
That way the driver won’t notice them at first until they want to start driving, and then they have to get out of the car and walk around it to take it off.
Bold of you to assume that people who park across multiple stalls use their mirrors