I’ll go first:
Not even sure how I managed this one, honestly, but I accidentally took out a small chunk of fingernail from my thumb on the stud of my jeans.
Once again, no fucking clue.
Got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. On the way back to bed I accidentally tripped on a piece of furniture I didn’t see. When I turned on the light my pinky toe was bent in a right angle. Had to have it reset and taped up but since it was my right foot I couldn’t drive for several weeks. Every day I just thought how stupid and avoidable this whole mess was.
Ouch. I had a sciatica flare up when I got up to use the bathroom one night, ended up falling backwards and putting a hole in the wall…
I sneezed. Pulled a muscle between my ribs, it was impossible to sneeze for two months after that, each time my nose itch an adrenaline rush stop it mid sneeze.
omg I did that when I had COVmonia last year and many times figured I’d rather just be dead.
That is absolutely the worse, being unable to sneeze for a week straight and always being in the state just before sneezing: horrible