This is what full testosterone does to a man

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

Holy shit this blows my mind.

All my life to this point I thought he said “I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men.”

Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.

I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them

I fucking learned a whole-ass language for nothing back then because I thought it was the future!, fuck you, XHTML!

Walk dogs with Snoop Dogg

I do not want to look

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

What

People who say violence never solved anything have never really been intimate with a printer

Louis G

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?

“Buyer to collect”?

Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.

“Please say yes, for fucks sake!”

ABACABB

Based

One of them stupidly expensive watches, that is worth more than a house, might be the best way to move value across borders. But you gotta find a sucker to buy it.

Solid Gold anal beads are limited only by your courage.