Dude, you and me quit at almost the same time!

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Used for what?

Real gangsters make their own jenkem.

Alright fine, DM me your doge wallet address

Kids getting home from school

This is what full testosterone does to a man

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

Holy shit this blows my mind.

All my life to this point I thought he said “I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men.”

Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.

I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them

I fucking learned a whole-ass language for nothing back then because I thought it was the future!, fuck you, XHTML!

Walk dogs with Snoop Dogg

I do not want to look

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

What

People who say violence never solved anything have never really been intimate with a printer

Louis G

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?