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Great, now do Amazon.

Which one is that?

But sir, the form only has space for four!

Our enemies are simultaneously too weak and too strong.

Saddam just under the X axis.

Figure out if I’d be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didn’t. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.

Bit performative hanging out the huge cleavers that you only use when there are guests around for dinner. Where’s the weird little serrated knife with a plastic handle?

Christ, imagine that but in the Duty Free maze at an airport and now you’re having to get past the people standing in the aisle gawping at concession stands for smellies, or just stopping dead in front of you for no reason.

Ki-lom-e-ter is best

I know it’s a book shop, but it’s still weird to me putting primacy on reading the script of the play rather than watching it in a theatre. It’s like saying “anyone who’s read the Die Hard novelisation knows how hectic the Christmas holidays can be”.

Spoilers!

I’m in this picture. My hair went grey and I have a quad injury.

Oh sorry I edited out the word Steam by mistake.

What distro would be good for an old (coming up to ten years) Windows 10 under-TV Steam box with a GTX870? Its job is basically to boot straight into big picture mode with no login screen and be operated by a PS4 controller, but I figure I can’t just keep it on Win10 without security patches.

She obviously meant the first edition Penguin classics paperback.

Glasses make you more clever. This is why I wear a higher prescription than I actually need.

Mr Meme ate my balls.

Nah, Tories are like vampires and always come back somehow.

I know a white Jamaican and you can imagine the knee jerk reaction people sometimes have to his accent.