Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

Dr Dre Beats?

No fucken way cunt!

Had an old Isuzu truck that to start, I sat in the drivers seat with the passengers seat up exposing the engine. Had a long steel rod that I would feed down thru the motor and bang on the starter motor while cranking the keys.

Sometimes it started straight away, sometimes it took 5 minutes of banging to get the pig to fire. Good Times.

Woke one morning to start work, went to hop in and saw someone smashed the drivers quarter window. Reckon they tried to start it but must have assumed it had a kill switch.

Pity they didn’t steal it, as the insurance payout would have been way more bucks that it was worth.

Wondering why I hadn’t see you posting much recently. May and September are the two best weather months on the south of the UK.

Nau mai ki Aotearoa!

Punch it, before grandad sees and wonders why the fuck he lost so many friends fighting the fucken nazi’s, only for them to take over his country.

Or, heaven forbid, talk to people in the real world.