Too amusing to be real. Also, really inconvenient for my mental health to imagine beef growth platforms being conscious.
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Monopoly offers:
- 250 USD toaster with no ads
- 17 USD toaster with ads that only works with authorized bread distributors
For more retellings of US government atrocities, see the Relno the Storykeeper puppet shorts in Jason Steele’s Vulo Lives:
AudioAnchor. Audiobook player. Works great with Syncthing. Hasn’t been updated in 3 years and doesn’t need to be.
This sounds like a clip from a LOTR × Ghostbusters crossover. They try using a trap but the One Ring upgrades the trap to catch almost any spirit or demon, including Balrogs, tempting the Ghostbusters to use it to capture Sauron, which, of course, is pure folly.
By that logic, pedestrians are the most foolish.
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News@lemmy.world•A lot of Americans are Googling 'what is oligarchy?' after Biden's farewell speech
0·2 years agoAmericans have been so fat and happy that they’re literally sick. They need a few more LA fires and pandemics to wake up from the intellectual coma they’re in.





A mobile home server in your pocket sounds like a killer app for me. I love the idea of traveling without worrying about maintaining a remote server somewhere subject to power and network outages. Sure, I can remotely restart a server, but having my personal server also be the same device that already acts as my second brain makes sense.
If only termux didn’t kill batteries so quickly.