I still love you bastards

My cat: Feed me! I’m dying! I haven’t eaten in weeks! Please feed me!

Me: Ok, here’s some food.

My cat: lol jk fuck you.

I got a Minesweeper app for my phone a few months ago with no ads. It’s amazing.

I know there have been people predicting they live in the “end times” for all of humanity. But I can’t help but feel like our generation isn’t crying wolf like the others.

You ever eat a sleeve of Saltines… on weed?

She also does not appreciate whenever I play Your Love by The Outfield just so I can sing the lyric:

🎶You know I like my girls a little bit older 🎶

My wife is a few months older than me. She doesn’t seem to appreciate that I call her old as hell on her birthdays.

Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting.

Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don’t think my plumbing works that way.

Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone’s vegetable crisper and I don’t recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible.

Just had to look this up. Apparently they do. The the magnetron (the electrical element that converts electrical energy into microwave energy) will not maintain the same power levels over time.

This is such a concise and accurate description of everything that’s wrong with corporations.

Yeah didn’t he just pardon 1,500 of them? I realize that not all of them actually got the chance to kill a cop that day, but some did and most seemed to be trying real hard to.

Yeah Trump is a massive douche - but this wasn’t him saying they rigged the election. You can tell he’s saying that in his first term he was sad he wouldn’t be president in 2026, but then accused his opponents of rigging the 2020 election, then saying he won in 2024 so he’ll be president in 2026.

Again, Trump is a massive douche. I hate that I even have to come across as defending him here. I’m just saying this fuckknuckle has done enough real shit that we don’t need to focus on shit that isn’t real.

Disgusting that this happened, let alone that people are cheering this on. I feel terrible for the police officers that were assaulted that day defending the capitol, only for their assaulters to be celebrated when they were pardoned.

Can’t help but feel he’s actively sabotaging the US.

Whoops, thanks. Fixed it.

Yeah that’s exactly how the concentration camps happened in Nazi Germany. The initial plan wasn’t to start starving and gassing the Jews. It was to round them up and deport them. Turns out you can’t practically deport millions of people, so they started murdering them instead.

Doesn’t seem to work. Clicking search just opened a full screen as on mobile with no close options.

Maybe the user was banned because of bad design?