YT is full of videos with lying headlines.

Oh, and you had too many files. You’ll need a more expensive subscription to OneDrive if you don’t want us to delete them.

It’s a measure of how often some asshole that doesn’t leave a gap between their groceries and the previous appear on the store.

No, that’s an anteater.

Firefox tabs survive reboots and waste about as much resources as a bookmark. Those people should really migrate.

I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be

Something a bit larger than 200l… I think an oil barrel is around that size (and yeah, it’s “the standard unit” for that).

In all seriousness, if the GP said it was a 2 gallon container I would honestly not know if it was true.

The worst thing is… I don’t know if I laugh or if I believe this.

That excerpt does nothing even similar to claiming the definition makes things clear.

I have no idea what l is, but given the context of axiomatization of arithmetic, I’m almost sure the author picked a fair and precise example.

Well… If Kafka wrote it today, this could as well be the story.

At least he’ll get the chance to text his parents before he shows up on the kitchen.

Well, always remember that roosters are omnivores and really vicious hunters…

I still don’t know if the OP was complaining that she stops the phone from charging beyond 80% or that she insists on charging even when it’s already 80% charged.

Windows users: Windows work just fine, nobody asked you!

And then proceed to make another dozen of memes with problems even more annoying than this.

Just removed around 20 try:... except Exception as ex: from some legacy code here…

Just wait until you look at history’s Modern Age.

It’s the ISO banana, that’s kept in a freezer in Switzerland and only taken out once every year to adjust other bananas.

It probably both only counts federated instances, on communities that are known, and counts wrong.

Because federation is hard (really, it is), and instances are always losing stuff.

The Apple II was very good. I always wished I could get one.

(And by the date, and by the impossibility of it being about the Apple original, that’s exactly the computer the OP is talking about.)

I think the joke is more focused on the problem that you’ll have to precisely count and report every single one of them.

Here in Brazil the government does the same. But it’s often wrong…

It’s still helpful, but well, I wish I didn’t have to check every little detail.

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I hope the TikTok users take the hint and move to something else. (You know, something not run by fascists, where they can stay for a while.) Because it’s only downhill from here.