Tiefling IRL

A weird mix of the Electric Slide and the Hustle. The two songs mix flawlessly into each other.

Most forms of insurance in the US

Followup question, how much do y’all tip your landlords /s

When my parents were my age, they left their country to move to the US in search of opportunities. Now that I’m that age, I’m leaving my country to move to another because of literal Nazis

Some people have the manual dexterity of a trex trying to put on a condom

Its owned by Zucc, who looks up to Musk. They enabled all the bigots to be the worst version of themselves.

Anything owned by Techno Hitler then

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Thievery Corporation

Amazing

An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult

My partner and I split all costs based on what we are able to commit to (roughly proportional to income)

Futurama

I’d argue the difference is that when people say “females”, it’s usually in a vague sexual context- and that term includes girls and teenage women

They become president and burn the country down

Kiwis and strawberries are easy. So are mangoes. Oranges and lemons are also pretty good, especially with salt.

My favorite fruit to eat with the peel are limes, pomegranates, bananas, and pineapple. The latter two especially freak people out.

Cat.

This is the first time I’ve seen someone use DeviantArt to flex

Circus performer here

There are almost no circuses either :(

It really is the most boring of sports. It’s the sport equivalent of start and stop traffic. Sorry not sorry.

I speak English better than Spanish, despite Spanish being my mother tongue