Why call it ADHD when you can call it oh fuck it’s already midnight

To the tune of “pants on the ground”?

I do hair and used to work at a retirement facility. There was a retired Texas state trooper with Alzheimer’s named Floyd who got a buzz cut every month. He was so out of it that every time I used the clippers on him he’d start swatting the air around his head and would swear, “Goddamn bees!”

And meds are like that little pot of smoke that makes the bees fall asleep and the buzzing fade

My frontal lobes are a unicycle and the devil rides its pedals.

I relate to this too much.

I have bees in my head and wasps on my porch.

got BEEES InMy HeAeAD

Bees in the corn, bees taco man meat!

NOT THE BEES

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