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Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
