Professor McGonagall and Hagrid

I place a steady hand on their shoulder and force them to the floor. If they’re going to apologize, then they can start by licking my boots for the great transgression they have put upon me.

Do they not know how to properly beg for mercy in the company of their betters? Their lack of foresight deeply upsets me, and as they sit there bawling their eyes out, I gently remind them of all their failings in life.

It usually leaves me quite chipper, and I spend the rest of the day regaling them in tales of my success and generosity, and bring up studies relating to genetics, phrenology, and sharp leather attire.

It might have to do with your I2C? Install ddcutil and tell us what it detects

Brits: phew, at least we’re safe!

I don’t know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility

you say potato I say something else

Newgrounds. Hasn’t had a UI upgrade in near damn 20 years. The vibe hasn’t changed and is still a great place for budding creatives to showcase their work.

The search function on the side is pretty decent, and clicking on the sourced link of a post shows you all the other times it was posted.

Henrietta Net, a visual novel / anime marketplace

If you hate your sofa, get a huskie.

capitalist hellscape

But the lakes of fire are so pretty

https://www.etymonline.com/word/vain

The expression comes from the phrase “in vain” which restores the original meaning of the noun vain away from the conceited meaning and more towards the vacuous sense. So if you’re taking God’s name in vain, it’s using God’s name needlessly.

Saint Monday is tradition

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I see it, and I cannot unsee it. Well done

I like my boss, he’s very hands-off and let’s me do what I want. But I dont think he understands responsibilities very well and keeps delegating tasks to employees who don’t exist.

The backlog is tremendous, but I just shrug since it’s above my paygrade, and the investors dont seem to notice

I saw a lot of gnome updates even though I dont really use it. I’ll report back when I next boot up

No, but bears are catholic

Taking God’s name in vain

1. You invoke God on some topic you’re wrong about.
2. God appears and sees your worthless comment.
3. ???
4. God punishes you, or he backs away, or he learns to not listen to you anymore in boy cries wolf type situation? Its really not clear what the repercussions are.

I sort of fell into it, did a couple of STEM degrees back when they were handing those out, took a foreign language course in Russian and Japanese, met someone there whose partner worked for the ESA, and then did an internship, and then went through years of vigorous training outrunning and outdrinking my colleagues. None of this is true btw, and please don’t believe people who claim to be astronauts on the web.