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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

Some Decent Linux Jokes?

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Some Decent Linux Jokes?

tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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    Alice: Make me a sandwich.

    Bob: No. Go fuck yourself.

    Alice: sudo make me a sandwich.

    Bob: Okay. Here you go.

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      relevant xkcd

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        Teach your kids the magic phrase… Sudo.

        'Whats the word?"

        “Please!!!”

        “No! It’s not! It’s sudo!”

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          Pretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?

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            Are you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?

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              WELL, I’m not running

              kill -9 $PPID
              

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